I once thought of a clever way to send someone two quotes in one text message. Here’s how:
Hey ‘Random Textmate’, I never sent you a quote before. Here’s a single quote -> ‘ and here’s a double quote -> ” . See, I sent you two quotes in one message!
Even with the rather long name ‘Random Textmate,’ the message is less than 160 characters. You can try sending it to your friends, but don’t be surprised if you receive a rather unfavorable response, such as, ‘Corny.’
Oh well, each person has a different sense of humor. Humor is subjective, remember that.